I finished mine an hour ago." "How'd you grade them so fast?" he asked. "It's simple I responded, "I didn't teach my students how to write a thesis statement, so grading their essays was easy. The Thesis Statement Dilemma, on my way out the door, I noticed all the English teachers were busily grading essays. "Hey, Bob I shouted as I stumbled into his classroom, "Not done with those essays yet?
He moved toward me, stapler in hand. Next thing I remember, I was surrounded by angry tax-payers. Angry tax-payer #1 shouted, "Get up you thief! Our tax dollars pay your salary and you're supposed to teach the children of this great state how to write! I suggest you start doing your job tomorrow morning, or you'll pay dearly!" The angry tax-payer clubbed me with a ruler and knocked me out again. When I awoke, I saw lesson ideas on my desk titled "Writing a Thesis Statement.". I just gave them all F's. While you guys waste your time teaching valuable lessons and then having to actually grade their essays, we watch movies." "So, none of your students know anything about writing?" "Nope." "You're a disgrace!" Bob shouted. I now share these ideas with you.
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